All the ideas in this thread have convinced me to revise my own idea.
Blow up the world TWICE.
Blow up the world TWICE.
Unironically agree. In a world without evil outside influences, and with Jesus actually present, it seems that some Christians won't overcome our fallen nature.I would cede control of the world to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and he world reign in perfection for 1000 years until all are judged for their actions.
But before that I’d lower taxes.
Half of those will probably true in 10 years in places like California and New York.
- Voting age will be lowered to 5
- All presidents must troon out to qualify in the presidential race
- Everyone is required to have at least one gay relationship to know if they are truly gay or not
- The only religions allowed are Wicca and Satanism
- The more weight you gain, the more government benefits you get
- All kids must learn about LGBTQIA+ in school and it has to be part of the curriculum. This includes health, politics and history courses solely dedicated to LGBTQIA+ issues
- Late term abortions up to 4 years old are legal
- Autists will have their own colony they get to control
- Healthcare will be universal
- All sanitation will be done by random citizens being selected to work that job for two years. The age to start will be 16 when you are in the running
- College will be free to those that pursue gender studies, LGBTQIA+ studies, any cultural studies and sociology
- Everyone is given free haircare and hair styling
- Tampons will be banned. Only reusable pads are allowed
- If you misgender anyone, you are sentenced to 2 years in prison
- If you use any banned words, such as the n-word, you will have to pay a fine of $10,000
- If you say no to having sex with any of the following: trans, poc, disabled, or fat, you will spend 4 years in prison
- All prisons will be designed as education centers and you must show that you learned how to be a good citizen by passing a test (tests are different and depend on what crime you committed)
- You are required to have friends of diverse backgrounds
- When applying for any job, you have to list all the privileges you have so things can be fair
- All movies, tv shows and media must pass a diversity test and be tested for any problematic elements before being printed or aired
- How much money you earn is dependent on how much privilege you have. The more privilege, the less money you earn
- The courts have to have troon judges in order for them to be legitimate
- All sex changes, hormones and surgeries for troons will be free
- All sex work is legal
- The age of consent is 12
- Anyone accused of rape will get put to death and the death will be public
This is the correct answer.First find everyone responsible for electing me ruler of the world and have them executed. Those motherfuckers are clearly too dumb to live. After that find some competent people to actually do the ruling while I do some important studies on cocaine and hookers.