Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

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Speaking of Lola's passing. The photo slideshow from her memorial was just posted on her obituary page. It's over 28 minutes long.
lmfao what is this picture

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AnOminous

Really?
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One nice thing about Gwen is that she acts exactly like you'd imagine she would just by looking at her. She's probably physically incapable of going into a store without needing to speak to the manager
I think at any shop where Gwen shows up regularly, they just give some normal employee a "manager" hat so that when she shows up she can just immediately talk to the manager.
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
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Well, that sure is an arm that screams "god's not real".
Roided out body builders would kill for definition like that. Guess the secret is to grip a rubber chicken against your will, with all your might, 24/7 for 12 years and only drink goat mi..lk
 
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MirnaMinkoff

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That is a ghastly pallor. Even corpses at funerals look more alive.
They were unable to regulate their body temperature so they probably had very minimal outdoor exposure most of their lives, just brief moments on days with optimal 75 degree temps.

Keeping them in artificial temperature controlled indoor environments was required to keep them alive. It’s just another example of why potatoes are only a modern day phenomena. Not having AC would have been a death sentence in the summer.
 

MathildaLeon

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They were unable to regulate their body temperature so they probably had very minimal outdoor exposure most of their lives, just brief moments on days with optimal 75 degree temps.

Keeping them in artificial temperature controlled indoor environments was required to keep them alive. It’s just another example of why potatoes are only a modern day phenomena. Not having AC would have been a death sentence in the summer.
The taters would have NEVER survived a summer where I'm from. 115 for weeks on end. They would've been french fries covered with feta.
 

LetThemEatCake

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Schlitzie was vastly more functional than the goblins, and was a delightful person beloved by everyone who dealt with him. He also had an active social life and earned a living, more than many lolcows on this site manage.
Schlitze was a fucking Ubermensch by comparison.

He survived in an era before antibiotics (they didn't exist until he was well into middle age), when normal people often died of simple infections, when flu epidemics wiped out millions, and when care of exceptional individuals and disableds was minimal to say the least. There were no special foods for them, tube feeding didn't exist, or many handicapped-focused items that made life easier. There was little social acceptance and zero cult of disabled-child worship to make life easier for them or their parents, which is why a carnival was probably thebest place he could have ended up (his parentage is unknown, probably they sold him to the circus to get rid of him), the alternatives were grim. He must have had a pretty strong constitution in many ways and been well looked-after by his carnival friends to last as long and as well as he did, which iirc was until age 70.

Of course, the potatoes were orders of magnitude more fucked up than he was, with ancephaly as opposed to microcephaly, with the cognitive development of newborns where Schlitze had the general IQ of three year-old, and that weird syndrome that prohibits growth, blindness, Cerebral palsy and useless digestive systems. if they'd been born in Schlitze's time, they wouldn't have lasted beyond infancy. And that would have been for the best.
 
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