DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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When will the begathon(s) for federal taxes happen (Up to 2 choices)?

  • January

    Votes: 140 35.9%
  • February

    Votes: 212 54.4%
  • March

    Votes: 158 40.5%
  • April

    Votes: 99 25.4%

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    390

tzgnilki

kiwifarms.net
He mocked people that panicked about the snow again. It was hardly any wet snow and it didn't stay. But everyone was rushing around, worried about the storm. Again, he moved his day off to avoid the storm. He did EXACTLY what he is mocking people for doing.

Then, it was announced that 'Papavera got to design a monument in his honor! And don't worry, it's not as crazy as the bird statue.' So build your own monument, and I'll shit on the last thing you designed for me when I announce it. Phil really deserves your work, Papavera.

He's addressing the WWE Champions posts in chat as the latest detractor garbage again. He's not going to address it, they're just 'going to let it go and ban it'. He didn't even broadly mention what it was about. And now he is trying to equate this to the escort. He framed that like he was going to list all of the things detractors had been wrong about, and then stopped the list after the escort. You know... because there is nothing else.

He avoided counting a troll tip and then told chat not to call him out if he ever does that - there was a reason he ignored it. Phil is saying if he adds it to the tips total (not the named leaderboard, the total), it's 'still attention for them', and 9 times out of 10, they dispute it. Phil let's some of these go, because he is lazy, but he often disputes them and wins every one that he disputes.

So stop troll tipping him, because it's now going to become undocumented money in the pig's pocket. We're in line for a classic Minecraft rant stream tonight, because he is just going hogwild on nonsense already.
he's treating it exactly like the foreclosure meme, it eventually fizzled out so he expects the same with this

edit: so phil admits he hasn't paid any taxes for 2019, didn't he set a $2,000 goal during christmas specifically for taxes?

edit2: it was fucking christmas, this is from a pre stream a few days before christmas

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edit3:

vid below of phil saying the 2k goal is for taxes, I understand there are different kinds of taxes, but dave said today that no taxes were paid for 2019, maybe he was being vague as usual and just means federal taxes


and here's phil from today saying he hasn't paid any taxes, I thought a condition of the payment plans was the promise to pay quarterly taxes? so he stopped paying CT mortgage and it hasn't helped, who would've thought


bonus clip, dsp thanks a kiwifarms supervisor for their contribution @actually lul

 
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JustcallmeVi

kiwifarms.net
Oh mai gawwwwwd! A nice, authentic, Italian detractor rant that started when the tips total was 3 whole dollars? Who would've thought? Ack ack ack!

How's everybody doing? I am doing fantastic now that I was proven right. The combination of numerous factors led to the best kind of Boomer Rant, a detractor boomer rant, so let's break it down a bit, shall we?

*throat clear* A new detractor "meme" about how he spends a ridiculous amount of money on a WWE mobile card game that he can't "disprove" because "it's all lies". DSP Archives on Twitter summarized that shit best by saying that he can disprove it at any time by showing his payment history on either the game itself or the iTunes store. He obviously can't because it's true, and showing his shit would prove it's true, so instead he's gonna call it fake and bullshit and say anyone who wants to know the truth, even his fans and people who like him, are just fucking trolls and idiots who are just here to piss them off before banning them until they beg to be let back in with a 1 dollar tip. And the cycle continues.

Next up? Trolls don't deserve "recognition" by adding their tip or khantrabution to the total tips. First off, we here have always screamed to stop giving DSP tips. You're entering his domain and giving him exactly what he wants. Don't give him money, even if it's 50 cents or a fucking dollar, it's not worth it. Secondly, isn't that being a bit dishonest, DSP? Like how you said your Christmas fundraiser or ANY fundraiser you did in 2019 (with exceptions to the 2K Cat Reveal and the 1800 for the Khando) was for your taxes? Where'd that money go? Odds are he'd say "bills" that suddenly appeared at his doorstep every day for the last year and a half, but we all know it went towards buying shit he doesn't need cause it's Phil. Our good ol authentic Italian let's player, Phil.
 

WeeblesWobble

kiwifarms.net
edit: so phil admits he hasn't paid any taxes for 2019, didn't he set a $2,000 goal during christmas specifically for taxes?
Did he say he didn't pay any taxes FOR 2019 or he didn't pay any taxes IN 2019. It's still early in the year and the vast majority of people haven't filed at all yet. If he said "FOR" than it would make sense because he'd have to get his documents to file. Someone who runs their own business should have this stuff booked somewhere though allowing them to file sooner but Phil doesn't keep books.
 

SoapQueen1

speed bump, failed business, retired tism wrangler
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
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TKOH Forums are down but this was six hours ago:
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Did he say he didn't pay any taxes FOR 2019 or he didn't pay any taxes IN 2019. It's still early in the year and the vast majority of people haven't filed at all yet. If he said "FOR" than it would make sense because he'd have to get his documents to file. Someone who runs their own business should have this stuff booked somewhere though allowing them to file sooner but Phil doesn't keep books.
The IRS expects him to be paying a little at a time throughout the year and to have paid the vast majority of what he owes by the time he files. Also DSP keeps a profit and loss which amounts to "95% of my income was profit this month," 12 months per year.
 

darkwingosonichugorl

kiwifarms.net
Doesn't Phil have to pay taxes quarterly as a freelance worker? If so, the last payment for 2019 taxes was supposed to be today. It seems like he gets away with never paying on time, so whatever.
 

MoonRocker

kiwifarms.net
I'm relatively new to Phil. Where does the term "wheelchairs" come from in reference to his fans?
We have a thread for DarksydePhil fans and orbiters where we occasionally doxx the paypigs and others who are genuine fans of Phil to kind of gawk at the unique human beings who constitute as Phil's fanbase.

Almost all of them have some form of mental impairment, social disorder, or are generally weirdoes, losers, queers, fags. Just, fucking weird people in general.

The term wheelchairs is sometimes used to describe those who like Phil as a content creator.
 

N0thingICanDo

I'm Pressing Buttons (show controller)
kiwifarms.net
I'm relatively new to Phil. Where does the term "wheelchairs" come from in reference to his fans?
Here are some examples of his hardcore fans who support and donate to him:

Superblindman
(Completely blind, advocate for gaming of the blinds, who pays Phil to do his usual deadair or "look at that, wtf" commentary)

Rahb Wahrren
(Paraplegic from UK, completely wheelchair bound and giving his disability money to Phil every month)

Sidella
(Extreme autistic and severally mentally impaired, calling everybody out for "bullying" him and believes that because he is Cancer horoscope he can do whatever he wants)

Derich
(Gay furry wrestling fan liking oiled up muscle doods, just like Phil)

Planet Jeff
(Giving Phil more than 5000 dollars already from his dead wife's life insurance)

The list goes on and on......