Like a Pringles lid!You know, a part of me wonders if this is why Chantal is so angry all the time (apart from other things like food and haters). Masturbation is often as something to help relieve stress on a person and if Chantal can't even reach her vagina with those T-Rex arms of hers then there's not much hope for a sex partner to help out as well.
I would say she should get a sex toy, but I worry it will disappear into her nether regions and never see the light of day.
She once said she could "make a pillow work." Maybe she managed to lose said pillow down there?