As Clotso so elequently stated in the pinned post of her "First Time Trying Jollibee Mukbang" (before accusing everyone of being fat-shaming shitlords, naturally) : "Who drives hours for food? Food bloggers."
Since Chantal has decided to defend her pilgrimage to the Holy Land of Hot-dog-Spaghetti by insisting that it is her job as a "food blogger", I figured it's probably a decent time to revisit her expert food-reviewing skills, since it's been awhile.
Our Gravy Gourmet starts off her review by sputtering:
"I'm excited to try Jollibee because #1: Their spaghetti has hotdogs in it, and I love hotdogs." She does not follow this with a 2nd reason, which is infuriating but sets the tone for her review.
So, Let's get to, let's get toooo-hooo:
The Pineapple Juice:
Complains about there being no ice in it.
"Very tasty" she concludes, prior to informing us that it "tastes like pineapple juice".
"It's really... sweet. Like really sweet. Umm.. It's a good flavor. The tomato sauce is a good flavor... but it's weird because it's really sweet."
"I don't know if Peetz will like it HAHHAH"
View attachment 1687298Chantal really enjoying that spaghetti. And just like all the editors of Bon Apétit and Gourmet, she has weeks-old layers of food crud on her eatin' tray
"Chunks of hotdog..(SMACKSMACK) It's really sweet"
"It's really different. It's good?"
"I dunno, my tastebuds are weirded out by this" says the woman who would eat cat shit if there was melted cheddar on it
"It's good, just really sweet" she says for the 26th time.
"I think it's like Filipino-style, right?" she asks no one as she puts away the rest "for Peetz". Seems like you might do a smidge of research on the restaurant you're vlogging about, being a professional "food-blogger" and all, but you do you, Chinny.
6-Piece Bucket of Chicken:
"It looks so good".
"MMMMMMHHH" (Maniacal laugh)
After deepthroating it and shivering, she says "It's ok".
"Ummm.. It's good, I wouldn't say that I like it more than KFC or even Pup-peyes" she decides after drowning it in gravy and inhaling it
"It's definitely like crunchy, that's for sure" after open mouth chewing and crunching in the microphone for a good 30 seconds like an absolute heathen
"That's good. It's good."
"Ummm.." (several moments of silence as the hamster wheel turns in her head trying to think of something to say) "I'm obviously pigging out on it so it must be good. So.. Right? Huehuehue"
"No, ehhh. It's good.(HEEHEEHEE) It's not like WOW chicken, for me honestly. (SMACKSMACKSMACK) Buuut some people might think so. Ya know what I mean? I dunno"
"The more I eat it, the more it grows on me. It's pretty good"
All-important Giant Cup of Gravy:
Tries a spoonful: "Mmmmm!(SMACKSMACKSMACK)"
The gravy tastes "like a familiar taste.." Decides that it reminds her of cafeteria gravy, "like a Sears cafeteria"
Opines that the chicken doesn't have much flavor, "but the gravy's good though"
After another taste, decides that it's "good" (I know, I was shocked too!)
"OH YUM (Muffled HEEEHEE)"
"Very much like McDonald's pies but peach-mango so it's nice heehee"
- She got 3 of these, it's pretty clear that there's a snowball's chance in Hades any of these bad boys are making it home to Peetz.
"That's really nice" she says as she puts it back in the bag "saving it for later" because she's too "stuffed... honestly". Glad you added the "honestly" part, or I might've suspected you were fibbing, Chantal!
Later in the video she admits "I'm not good at food reviews. I'm good at eating the food, but HEE HEE HEE"... (and ofc she trails off, never finishing this thought)
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We all know Chantal isn't exactly eloquent on her best day, but when shoving food in her Gravy-hole, her few remaining brain cells head for the hills and it's absolutely hilarious to witness. I've determined that Clotso can detect exactly 6 main flavor profiles: Savoury, Sweet, Good, Creamy, Crunchy, and Pickle-y.
Like on some level she's aware that she's terrible at all of this, but there's another part that truly believes she's a competent food vlogger, a talented songstress, a strong voice in the HAES community, a burping/farting super-relatable "cool girl", and an inspirational Insta Influencer who people look up to and are jealous of.
Our fabulous foodie wrapped up her review by exclaiming that "honestly, the corndogs... err... rice dogs were my favorite" (huh, too bad you didn't actually review those in this review, but ok), then followed that with "The spaghetti was too sweet for me... I like more SAVOURY foods," (Thank God! No review is complete until she declares something is savoury"!) "The chicken was pretty good, it was fried chicken, ya know?," "Uhhh the gravy's good, so at least there's that."
Her food reviews just keep getting progressively worse as the fat is strangling her brain. In terms Clotso can understand: this was not good.
I give this 2 mugs-o-gravy, with an extra mug awarded for her last-minute use of "savoury"
I can confirm, without a doubt, Chinny deleted the video.A little late, but...
I don't think Chantal deleted the McDonalds rant video (unless it got demonetized). She's made community posts and comments in her videos when she deleted videos before but she's dead silent about this which tells me it wasn't her choice. Lots of people in reaction channels comments are saying they reported it.
Chantal needs to realize that Youtube is a business that can refuse service to anyone, not a government social program. There's nothing to protect her from getting the boot at any time for any reason. It doesn't have to be fair. They don't have to get rid of every mukbang channel in order to get rid of her. You're talking shit about Youtube, threatening to go to the media? Buh-bye.
Jezuz, she's an idiot, biting the Youtube hand that feeds her.
I can confirm, without a doubt, Chinny deleted the video.
I went back 6 days into my YouTube Noti's and found it. "The Video was Removed by Uploader"
So, she's not sorry for anything, least of all insulting Charlie.
The only videos I show for the past 6 days or so that were deleted was the McDonald's one.6 days ago for a video that was uploaded and deleted a few days ago? I think you have the wrong video.
Some are lone wolves, like the Karen who appeared here crowing about how she got Clotso's Coldest Fatty Bottle sponsorship yanked. Some work together, spreading the word on Twitter, roaring about "blatant racism" and the like.
To reiterate what has been stated so elegantly above by distinguished colleagues:
Chantel has been pestering the life out of the YouTube people with stupid reporting, complaints, and whining. She has threatened that YouTube should be "careful," as they could have "blood on their hands"--intimating that YT's failure to act could be lawsuit fodder. She has planted that suicidal seed in the minds of the blithering idiots who admire her--who are most likely hopeless fatties.
She herself has encouraged her viewers to report the "bullies"," which is a big no-no in YouTube TOS. Now SHE is the one responsible for who-knows-how-many reports against HER.
She has stirred up trouble time and again with her offensive comments, causing more aggravation and investigation hours for the YouTube "office."
Advertisers are already being more selective and less ready to spend as much money as they have in the past. She trashed the Coldest Water Bottle in every way, saying it was crap anyway, after shilling it for months. Then she trashed the corporate entity as a whole.
Her videos are shit.
She is more trouble than she is worth. She is gonna get canned if she doesn't stop. It may be too late already. Then there's the fact that she may keel over before anything happens.
I used to follow DSP as a lolcow a lot (still do to some extent). That dude has said and done so much gross shit in the past, but what happens is whenever some small molehill of a situation happens, hundreds of detractor spergs spam reports to Youtube/Twitch (usually Twitch I think) to try and get him kicked off because of some minor infraction. And yet he still is on those platforms and monetized. He had his wrist slapped twice by Twitch, but has managed to keep going, and has been doing so for 12 years. I don't see Chantal specifically being demonetized as an individual -- separate to the issue of whether YT are going to cut down on all mukbangers. She would have to call Charlie Gold a nigger to get punished. As it is, chances are that YT received multiple (badly written) reports, checked out the video, and saw that it's just some drama bullshit about a couple of fat bitches arguing. They won't give a shit until Chantal goes full 1488 on Charlie.
Her shitting on Coldest was pretty damaging, as it can be shown to any future potential sponsor to say "look, once you part ways she is going to throw you under the bus" and so steer clear even if they were fine with her getting into some petty drama with other youtube lolcows. She should've kept her mouth shut -- but then she wouldn't be 450lbs if she had mastered that by this grand old age.
She's such a neat freak, and so OCD, that tray has crusty traces of old food still on it. They were especially visible in the Jollibee mukbang--look along the line where the top surface starts to curve upward to form the rim.