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Stuffed Derma

Peer Pressured into a Thai Vasectomy
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I can never get enough of Teddy Boy Greg, what a hilarious psycho that guy is.

Not a bad tattoo but a tattoo trend I think is bad are these hipster artists whose designs are all basically doodles with lots of lettering.

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This is like the current day equivalent of a fucking Ziggy cartoon, or one of those “boys are stupid throw rocks at them” shirts from the 2000s. I actually like some of this artist’s designs, and I don’t hate-hate him as a cartoonist, but why make it a tattoo? There’s something vaguely yet deeply cringey to me about how clever it’s trying to be and how this ain’t your daddy’s tattoo and hipster nihilism.
 

Bani

Can I call you Karen?
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These must have cost a fortune. Why would you pay someone thousands of dollars to permanently print literal porn on your body? How do you explain that to your sex partners? How can you go to the beach or a public pool? It's basically a situation where he can never remove his shirt unless he's alone or surrounded with degenerates.
 

LateNightMuffin

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These must have cost a fortune. Why would you pay someone thousands of dollars to permanently print literal porn on your body? How do you explain that to your sex partners? How can you go to the beach or a public pool? It's basically a situation where he can never remove his shirt unless he's alone or surrounded with degenerates.
i wonder if part of his fetish--as is the case for a lot of troons--is to force other people to participate in his fetish by forcing it into their vision when he goes in public.
 

keyboredsm4shthe2nd

CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES! GRIND THEIR BONES INTO DIRT!
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I bet first girl padded out a lot of essays back in highschool and college (if she went to it). What a bunch of rambling words to say the (cringey, but whatever) phrase "follow your heart, even if it's on your left it's always right" to the point that it's nonsensical and you forget what the fuck it's talking about halfway through.
The second one's not nearly as terrible as it could be.
And the bitch in the third one is apparently on onlyfans, can't imagine doing that with permanent crayon scribbles on your torso. Maybe she's trying to earn cash for laser removal.
I think my dislike of tattoos is independent of any appreciation I may have for their artistic value.

I've definitely been impressed by many of the tattoos that I have seen, and on an artistic level, I fully acknowledge and respect the talent and the craftsmanship that has gone into creating them. The problem with them for me is that I also see exceptional beauty in the human body, and I do not think that this beauty is enhanced by the presence of body art; quite the contrary.

I suppose it's a matter of personal taste, but on sexual partners, I find tattoos to be a huge turn-off for precisely this reason. No matter how impressive or beautiful they may be in their own right, their presence serves as an annoying visual distraction from a much more visceral form of beauty, and I can't help but lament that.
I get your logic, and I respect that but it still sounds like something a serial killer would say.
These must have cost a fortune. Why would you pay someone thousands of dollars to permanently print literal porn on your body? How do you explain that to your sex partners? How can you go to the beach or a public pool? It's basically a situation where he can never remove his shirt unless he's alone or surrounded with degenerates.
Bold of you to assume someone dumb and deviant enough to get graphic pornography inked onto his body (and well) is going to have any sex partners.
 

Iron Hamster

Calculated chaos
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These must have cost a fortune. Why would you pay someone thousands of dollars to permanently print literal porn on your body? How do you explain that to your sex partners? How can you go to the beach or a public pool? It's basically a situation where he can never remove his shirt unless he's alone or surrounded with degenerates.
The shame of it is the art is really good. Imagine if they did something worth showing off.
 

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419 eater ... basically a forum of disgruntled Brits who are pissed at Nigerians and decided to fight back. Entire forum is dedicated to baiting back (scamming back) lads into doing crazy shit, like holding crazy signs, taking hilarious pictures and even getting tattoos (pinnacle of baiting) in the promise of joining some fictitious nonsensical churches, organizations and companies for the promise of money. Some of those stories are as epic as are the trophies:

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and yes, those are real
 
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These must have cost a fortune. Why would you pay someone thousands of dollars to permanently print literal porn on your body? How do you explain that to your sex partners? How can you go to the beach or a public pool? It's basically a situation where he can never remove his shirt unless he's alone or surrounded with degenerates.
He probably exclusively hangs with degenerates, wouldn't be surprised considering the multiple threads dedicated to people who do just that.
 
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