Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

Shots Fired

Sam Hyde Sightings & IRL Fragging First Responders.
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If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.
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HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)
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Child being abused/sexualized by parents for financial gain, and fame.
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The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny
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Middle-aged tranny "lawyer" who will call the cops on you if you misgender him.
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"Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.
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Former Riot Games Archivist; Faked Cancer Scare to pay for Disney Trip; Pretend Trans Cuban Jew; Doesn't Believe Victims of Rape; Chronic Suicide Baiting Liar, Bullshit Artist, and Harasser.
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Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!
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Reviewer, The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
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Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
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Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci
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A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
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pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher, jealous of Jordan Peterson.
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Tranny Comic Artist with Large Breast Fixation
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"Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor (also his bitch who can't into art)
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The Alphabet of Cuckoldry (alternatively: The Biggest Cuck in the Universe)
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Kills brain cells on camera. Mentally damaged "philanthropist." Literal glue-eater.
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Pig Thrasher, Twinkie Sexorcist, Bane of Baby Rapers. New channel: Deputy Fox
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Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory
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Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP.
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Former speedrunner tumbling down
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In which a morbidly obese scam artist crowd funded a year+ vacation.
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A once successful radio host crashes and burns, turning on all his fans and the drama around it
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Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Tranny Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC
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Domestic abuser. Twitter'd himself to divorce. Chairman Mao's special-needs grandbastard.
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Developer of Osana from 2014 till the sun fucking explodes
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Author of Gorilla Mindset, former self-declared Alt-Righter that was too scared by nazis, disbarred attorney, pill pusher, attention whore.
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Domestic terrorist, ham radio sperg, self-described hikikomori
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30 year old NEET Livestreamer/Second Life "Troll", Pets Toy Alpacas All Day for Fun
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Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome.
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Convicted Sex Offender, Weeaboo. Now Freed from Prison.
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Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids
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metallic balloon fetishist, 90s fanatic, bratz enthusiast, cooldudeclem's friend from Denmark
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The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb
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'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs
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Droning mentalist, failed politician, pseud, self proclaimed Internet trolling expert.
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"Trans lesbian" wolfkin. Likes little girls' breasts and wishes he were "a cute virgin cis female". "I'm 150IQ"
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The anti-fun, anti-comedy fat "activist" who wants to stamp out trolling
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Samuel Collingwood Smith's Lover, HIV+ Butt Pirate, Washed Up Plagiarist
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