Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.
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If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.
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1K
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193K
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Former speedrunner tumbling down
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5K
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2M
Deadbeat Founder of Something Awful
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3K
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387K
Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.
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426
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52K
A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
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11K
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2M
Retarded scammer who tries to sue game studios over microtransactions, now disowned by his family with police involvement
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338
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59K
The epitomized trans Twitterer you thought was just an exaggeration (now Chris Chan approved and with 100% more neovagina!)
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394
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39K
"Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor (also his bitch who can't into art)
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1K
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241K
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Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Consooming Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!
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48K
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5M
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Pro-Zoophilia Activist, beyond-depraved criminal, owner of cryptostorm VPN, snitch, obtuse egomaniac, dead from cancer; He will not be missed.
393
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393
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55K
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Former Riot Games Archivist; Faked Cancer Scare to pay for Disney Trip; Pretend Trans Cuban Jew; Doesn't Believe Victims of Rape; Chronic Suicide Baiting Liar, Bullshit Artist, and Harasser.
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15K
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2M
The Alphabet of Cuckoldry (alternatively: The Biggest Cuck in the Universe)
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7K
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1M
Drawing porn of little cartoon girls is no way to go through life, son.
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2K
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597K
The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny
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11K
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2M
Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
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10K
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1M
"Pop Culture Detective", Cucked hard by Anita Sarkeesian, King Snowflake
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876
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143K
pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher, jealous of Jordan Peterson.
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2K
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250K
Goth who thinks he can control weather, disgusting food mashups, Lazy eye, totally not balding
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236
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51K
Makes LGBT SJW Style videos for children, complete with creepy music
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2K
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340K
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Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory
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27K
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1M
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Mad at HOPs, makeup, trannies and personal hygiene.
317
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317
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35K
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Child being abused/sexualized by parents for financial gain, and fame.
3,732
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4K
Views
674K
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Developer of Osana from 2014 till the sun fucking explodes
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35K
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10M
Creator of Community, co-creator of Rick and Morty, and barely functional alcoholic
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1K
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326K
Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP. Twitter addict. Currently pissing everything away.
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8K
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1M
The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb
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78
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16K
Alt-Right, Strongman-Worshipping, McDonalds Addicted Crying MRA Nazi & the Incredible Cuck; Banned From All Social Media for Death Threats. Arrested for online rape threats.
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551
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95K
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Middle-aged tranny "lawyer" who will call the cops on you if you misgender him.
1,741
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2K
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315K
Pig Thrasher, Twinkie Sexorcist, Bane of Baby Rapers. New channel: Deputy Fox
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1K
Views
163K
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38K
Views
6M
Wishes the US was a catholic monarchy rants about homosexuals, pretends to be catholic.
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148
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24K
fake feminist, fake tranny, fake veteran. SJW4$. Respect my gender identity or I'll have you fired
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291
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56K
"Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.
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6K
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758K
Asexual/aromantic serial monogamist, "I'm not playing games. I'm pressing charges."
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112
Views
9K
SJW game author, artist, troon, twitter sperg anarchist, ex-American living in Japan
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404
Views
54K
Blangry Wannabe Cartoonist, Bedwetter. Banned many times on TV Tropes/Wikipedia/Wikia/etc.
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1K
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144K
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89
Views
18K
Fundie Christian mom, turns her daughters into frankendolls with repeated brain surgeries, either MbP or worst case of taking dr's advice ever
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337
Views
61K
Gay faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.
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962
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378K
crazy druggie turned leading warrior against international slavery, Russophobic Conspiratard
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124
Views
18K